okay guys. due to the overwhelming number of responses (two) which i received after posting excerpts of my thrilling conversations with coworker and fellow temp 'ed', i've decided to let you in on the rest of the workplace gang. a little glimpse into the shallow and (mercifully) stagnant gene pool that is my office. sorry guys. ed got fired for talking too much.
name: lauren
age: 22
ride: pickup truck
quote: on relationships "If everything happens for a reason, then why does my heart hurt so bad?"
name: sharonda
age: 28
kids: 1
ride: dad's honda civic
quote: on being pregnant in the workplace "I got fired from that job. Which was good, because i hated it there. I hated it SOOOO much! I'm surprised i didnt have a miscarriage; I hated it that fuckin' much."
name: jeff
age: 20
ride: 2001 ford f-350, "hot"
quote:
alternate quote: "I'd love to quit this job. I'd just walk up to [the boss] and throw a damn donut at her face. Then I'd say, 'Eat this donut I throw atcha!'"