lately, i've been thinking about something. it all started when i read that kevy (aka partyjesus) was recently offered a free blowjob by a "passing motorist." this phenomenon is not one of a kind- the same offer was presented to me once, outside the pirate house. and from what i understand, guys all over the country are in the same nasty boat! many of us have been presented with these so called "free blowjobs," and yet we have almost unilaterally turned them down.
my conclusion: young america is certain that something must be wrong with these 'blowjobs,' although exactly what that 'something' is remains unclear. if those who proffer this service are so willing to perform it gratis, why then should no drunken young man among us accept? someone should look into the origin of these dubious blowjobs. i think there are some sinister dealings involved here.
a word to blowjob offerers- has that ever worked? and why is it so dark inside your car? i do not think normal cars are so dark inside. maybe if you bought a small flashlight and pointed it up at your face from under your chin you would be more successful. or maybe a lot of candles, no?