shit. halloween is right around the corner once again. and just like every year before, i'm going to have to improvise some dumbass free costume. the idea for this year was to do the devo 'whip it' theme, but of course the hat proved to be a major stumbling block. as did every other element of the costume that i didnt already own. so now i'm reduced to two ideas.
a)brown shoes with brown levis and brown turtleneck...i could be poop for halloween. or if i had a little green hat i could be a tree.
b) the ubiquitous ghost. i think i might have a sheet somewhere. i think it has rainbow stripes, though. oh great. i'll have to be the honorary PFLAG ghost or some shit. i think i'm gonna steal amar's already stolen kleenex box idea.
i made up some jokes.
Q. how many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. the lightbulb has to want to change itself, first.
Q. how many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. what lightbulb
a few pictures