oh man, it sure is a good thing that i slept through my first day of school yesterday. otherwise it is very likely that i wouldn't have possessed the energy to go out to the SHITTIEST SPORTS BAR ever last night with my best friend who is in town from chicago.
so at the bar there's this black girl, about 25, sitting with these four drunken loser white guys, all between 35 and 50, and she's having this ridiculous socratic dialogue with them.
"so this one white guy i fucked, oh my god. i put his dick next to a aerosol can and it matched, length and width!!"
"i don't care what he is. half black half white, half black half oriental, half black half filipino, whatever...they are all gonna grow up to be strong black men."
"it's not even that he had a big dick, he just came with SUCH FORCE- i think it's cause he had a big ass."
no but really, this girl was awesome. i asked the bartender what the worst liquor they had was (drambuie) and i was *this* close to buying her a shot. i swear.