my boss is thirty years old and lives with his parents. he doesn't swear, he's never been drunk and he is a power virgin. he wears lots of muted colors, like cadet blue and teal. this is why i was surprised to discover the content of an instant messenger window he'd left on my computer while i was at lunch.
BossManA2: i want to put your fucking clit in my mouth
HelloKlitty666: mmmmm let me grab my vibrator
BossManA2: yeah that's right, slide it in and out, in and out
HelloKlitty666: i wanna watch u wack it
BossManA2: i could do that...never done it b4, girls just usually go down on me
[editor's note: yo boss that was really lame]
BossManA2: i'm not seeing your webcam pix anymore, everything went dark!!
HelloKlitty666: i have to go cum now
BossManA2: go cum, my darling, cum all over your bed
BossManA2: no pressure, but do you maybe want to hang out this weekend, as friends?
user HelloKitty666 has logged off.
BossManA2: hello?
BossManA2: hello, darling?
BossManA2: did you cum