10.03.03 - not exactly putting the 'chic' back in chicago.
09.25.03 - on altered states
09.07.03 - kinko's and slacks and drunken attacks.
08.03.03 - the biscuit stakes
07.12.03 - if you need me i'll be in neiman marcus, weeping tears of pain.
05.15.03 - er, i don't remember seeing this in the job description.
04.21.03 - in which our hero nearly meets a most ignominious end; and also bakes cookies.
03.28.03 - it must be said.
03.27.03 - of miscellany and men
03.14.03 - SWEET!!! mr. mccullen is our sub again!
02.26.03 - polite fiction exposed
02.24.03 - i'm not trying to player hate, but....
02.19.03 - brussels, liege, antwerp. mark my words.
02.15.03 - mad ups to my man salman
02.14.03 - of silver linings
02.13.03 - hi, can i reschedule?
01.31.03 - i'm not proud of this
01.23.03 - 'Operation Counterintuitive Human Pyramid' makes for a really great diaryland entry title, but also for a really shitty physical exerience. trust me.
12.05.02 - i benefit from the holiday spirit.
12.02.02 - happy holidays. in hell, maybe
11.11.02 - decision time
10.27.02 - senator from arkansas
10.22.02 - the 'm' is for mccullen, the 'c' is for chic; the other 'c''s for cumshot cause you know that i'm a freak
10.21.02 - half a week later and i'm still thinking triple XXX
10.09.02 - contemporary medicine may be overrated
10.09.02 - all hands on the bad one
10.04.02 - Dear Shawn- Please do not tick off Tina
09.16.02 - my darling
09.12.02 - my name's the deconstruction of color, whats yours?
09.06.02 - just watch me
09.05.02 - i think its because he had a big ass
07.22.02 - frankly, my dear, you're creeping me the fuck out
07.19.02 - I C right thru U
07.09.02 - mccullen is not pleased to be on the run
06.27.02 - in which our hero meets a Hot Lady Doctor, and is fisted
06.21.02 - the desexualization of cher, et al.
06.18.02 - hands off the prada, smokey
05.04.02 - boy, what a way to go.
04.25.02 - trois dudes chauds
04.24.02 - you've got...oh, i wont ruin the joke.
04.19.02 - that fucking clown
04.09.02 - a "special" kind of crush
03.28.02 - i guess that somewhere along the line i actually stopped questioning anything bill cosby told me to do up to and including eating ridiculous amounts of jello pudding.
03.28.02 - nothing will.
03.21.02 - crystal, tangie, and my dad.
03.06.02 - google this, pigs!
02.27.02 - much face
02.22.02 - klingon actors
02.05.02 - dead ringers
02.04.02 - .
01.28.02 - sex, drugs, and french electro
01.24.02 - hitting the bottle, version 1.0
01.22.02 - owen wilson
01.21.02 - it was a nice weekend.
01.16.02 - ego stroke
01.15.02 - me and CJ
01.10.02 - i'm going crazy
01.09.02 - stop, speed racer, stop
01.07.02 - non sequitur
12.21.01 - the most deplorable treachery of Cornwall Monroe
12.19.01 - Mama's Family loves The Strokes
12.13.01 - une idee
12.12.01 - gloria in excelsis
12.06.01 - the life and times of t.rex mccullen.
12.02.01 - contented and swollen of belly
11.29.01 - a sanitizing Burp and a Party of One
11.28.01 - arsenio hall with tits.
11.20.01 - memo king
11.16.01 - c'est la vie
11.15.01 - dude
11.13.01 - not so fabulous
11.09.01 - rave til the grave
11.08.01 - mullet's top ten
12.05.01 - diagram of an argument
10.25.01 - goth shrinks
10.23.01 - deer john
10.19.01 - bjork rice
10.18.01 - heavy metal
10.11.01 - i got the power
10.10.01 - cool mint
10.08.01 - polar ice
10.24.01 - tornado, i'm depending on you
10.04.01 - in which i talkin' crazy
10.02.01 - sunday syndrome
11.07.01 - chaka khan
09.28.01 - maybe someday i'll be able to go to a show and not have some crazy disaster ruin everything
09.26.01 - and we all donated bone marrow and had a good laugh
09.21.01 - x x x
09.20.01 - cross my heart.
09.19.01 - on the real, though...clean that shit up.
09.18.01 - PRICED TO MOVE!!!
09.14.01 - my week
09.11.01 - giveblood*giveblood*giveblood*giveblood
09.11.01 - sorry
09.06.01 - these motherfuckin' nuts in your mouth
12.11.01 - i just re-read this entry...man, i'm so full of shit.
08.31.01 - better homes and guardians
08.30.01 - i just called to say i hate you
08.27.01 - ROYGBIV
08.21.01 - ruff ryders
08.17.01 - ZZ Stop
08.13.01 - a really long entry. prepare yourself.
08.07.01 - i don't think you can handle this
08.06.01 - my dear, you look Ravaging
08.03.01 - bye bye
08.02.01 - enjoy this trip and it is a trip
07.30.01 - green sky at night, pirate's delight
07.25.01 - crush
07.12.01 - O, Midwest!
07.11.01 - Don't Let Diarrhea Ruin Your Vacation
07.24.01 - boring as hell
07.05.01 - 72 dollars
07.03.01 - the wedding singer
10.30.01 - mccullen = shit
06.19.01 - a weekend among weekends, part the second
06.19.01 - a weekend among weekends, part the first
06.14.01 - sharing is caring
06.12.01 - le petit marketing niche
06.11.01 - so long, i'll miss fucking you
05.20.01 - sun + rainbow + girl = ?
05.18.01 - pails in comparison
06.01.01 - attention ACLU.
05.04.01 - gevalt!
05.03.01 - glossary: birthday
05.01.01 - 1. in which i am born
10.03.01 - andy and steve
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